--- Games, Playing, Toys ---

1. 
   I must not leap off the bed while my human's back is turned and still expect her to catch me. I will not bite her when she sometimes misses me.
2. 
   I will not claw books off the bookshelves-there's nothing behind them worth getting at and there's plenty of other places to play hide-and-seek.
3. 
   I will not insist that my human and I play chase every minute that I am out of my cage. This makes my human very tired, and probably annoys the people in the apartment downstairs.
4. 
   I will not play "dead ferret" just to get hugs and kisses from my human once she realizes I'm still alive.
5. 
   I will not pop soda bottle tops out of my mouth just so I can chase them all over the house and knock stuff down, because they would not be good to swallow and I could get squashed by falling objects.
6. 
   I will not try to play with the feathers inside my human's daughter's brand new Barbie blow up sofa no matter how fun they look.
7. 
   The phone cord is not a snake that "needs killin". The Shower Massage is also not a snake that "needs killin" if left in the shower floor.
8. 
   The place where I do my business is not an area to play in.
9. 
   There are no toys in the garbage can. I do not need to constantly check.
10. 
    Toe rings are to stay on my human's friend's toe. They are not for rolling around on the floor like soccer balls.
11. 
    We will not enter the Ferret Freeway from opposite ends and start wrestling in there. It worries the humans.