--- Miscellaneous ---

1. 
   I can sit still when my human's taking a photo of me to show her friends and family instead of running off and being merely a blur on the negative.
2. 
   I will be blamed for things I do, even though I'm so good at looking cute and innocent.
3. 
   I will continue to be a good example to all five of my brothers (for all the good it does), and almost never do anything wrong.
4. 
   I will never again climb into a garbage bag that on its way to the outside garbage can and fall asleep in it for 5 hours causing my humans to panic and search the entire house.
5. 
   I will not get in the couch where my humans can't get me. Plus, I could get hurt if someone sits down.
6. 
   I will not go to sleep for hours just before my human is ready to put me in my cage.
7. 
   When I am brought to a friend's house, I will not escape my human's loving hands, terrorize the dog, and fall asleep behind the stove.