Other Names For Ferrets:
Badbutts -
Bouncindookins -
Bundles of Mischieves
Buzzbombs -
Carpet Sharks -
Closet Fuzzies
cutiefuzz -
Dook Dook Babies -
Dookie Butts
Dust-Bunny Finders -
Ferts -
FertButts
Furbabies -
Fur Balls -
Furkids
Furmonkey -
furry snakes -
Fuzzy Babys
Fuzzball -
Fuzz Butts -
Fuzzie Carpet Cruisers
Fuzzy Lickbeasts -
Fuzzies -
Fuzzie Wuzzies
Fuzzits -
FuzzKins -
Kamikaze Fur Bombers
Monkey Butts -
Neck Warmers -
Our Dooking Alarm Clocks
Raisin Addicts -
Scamperbutts -
Slinky's
Snorkeler -
Sock Thief -
SofaSlinkers -
Speed Bumps
Stinker Bears -
Stinky Weasels -
Warm Fuzzies
Weasel beasels -
Weebs -
Wigglies -
Woozels
What I Learned From My Ferret!
Never take "No" for an answer.
If you aren't suppose to be there--go anyway.
Anything that you can't have must be the best thing in the world.
Everything is MINE.
The "terrible twos" can last forever.
Keep trying--you'll eventually find a way to get it.
There is no such thing as too many toys.
Neatness and order are not important.
If temptation dangles, catch it.
You can never have too many friends.
If things don't go your way--cop a ferretude.
No matter what you've done, play with them and they'll forgive you.
If you've been real bad--you better look real cute.



