--- Noise ---

1. 
   Getting my teeth brushed once a month will not kill me. I don't have to scream like I am being cut open.
2. 
   Hissing and dooking doesn't make my humans think twice about messing with big bad me. They think it's cute and I get picked up and snuggled when I need to be playing.
3. 
   I shouldn't root through the litter, have a sneezing fit, and then make a god awful high-pitched screeching noise to get the litter out of my throat. It sounds like I'm dying and my human cries.
4. 
   I will not jump in the air, dart at my human and scream at the top of my lungs just because it is fun (it frightens my human).
5. 
   I will not rattle the carrier door trying to get out into the car.
6. 
   I will not scratch at the metal screen in the window with my claws. It makes a sound that drives my human nuts.
7. 
   I will not scream at the top of my lungs when I'm given a bath, causing the neighbors to knock on the door asking if everything is all right. It annoys my human and scares the neighbors.
8. 
   I will not scream like I am being killed when we have guests over just because I want out to see them. They might think my human is not a good slave.
9. 
   We will not torture the dog by fake fighting on the Lanai. Our behavior causes the dog to bang on the Lanai door (which is glass) and bark. Our screeching combined with the barking howling dog causes the neighbors to be VERY upset.